Stuart: “Look let’s just forget it”

Jamie: “I know he’s got one here somewhere, it looks like dead real cause’ I’ve seen him playing with it. She taken any of Jack’s toys with her?…Here it is!”

Stuart: “Well it’s not gonna work, that don’t even look real!”

Jamie: ” It will on CCTV!”

Stuart: “It won’t! It looks like a toy! It’s a bloody crazy idea, this. We’ll get found out.”

Jamie: “How? There’s nothing that can go wrong, I’ve thought of everything!”

Stuart: “What if Bob don’t leave?”

Jamie: “He always leaves bang on time on a Saturday cos he has to to be home in time for Strictly - him and his missus always watch it. All we’ve got to do is stick to t’plan!”